"Sometimes you just want to make the crazy go away, and testifying to their amazing mind powers may seem like the shortest route to goal. And then the nut turns up on the news, and you find out he’s not just some nut, but King Nut Supreme; Lord Mayor and Grandmaster of the John Fowles Fan Club. And there you are, on the Internet, signing off on Frederick Clegg’s ability to control ghost noises with his face. Oh, Steve. You poor, poor bastard."

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