w.ry.ly adj. cleverly and often ironically or grimly humorous.
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How to Say I Love You by Paul Ford

(20) You told her about your well-managed herpes. (21) You purchased matching fursuits so that you could renew your vows as foxes. (22) You gave her back her daughter. (23) You let her shoot the first deer of the season. (24) You ignored her Adam’s apple. (25) You cut the words into the back of a bus seat with a pocketknife.

4 years ago


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