“Flash Sideways,” an awesome “LOST” song parody of George Benson and the Drifter’s “On Broadway.” Written and performed by Wine Country Liz, a “Transmission” listener! Listen, and if you love it, download it (two versions now available!).

Lyrics:

They say that Jughead made them all
Flash Sideways
This time Flight 815 stays up in the air
And Saywer’s next to Hugo’s seat
And Kate’s still running down the street
And Jacob hasn’t shown up anywhere

They say that life’s more sensible
In Sideways
But it seems like Daniel Widmore’s got the blues
‘Cause how’re you gonna alter time
When Eloise says things are fine
Beside quantum physics has him all confused

I guess purgatory’s not the case
In Sideways
The islanders are not in hell, the writers say
But Richard Alpert says they’re wrong
Been on that island way too long
And Michael’s ghost says he can’t go nowhere

And Des is Widmore’s right hand man
In Sideways
But Charlie messed up all his plans one day
And Locke’s not evil, not so far
But Desmond rams him with his car
And Jack still wonders ‘bout his scar
In Sideways…

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