w.ry.ly adj. cleverly and often ironically or grimly humorous.

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Ryan's tumblelog. Remaindered links beyond the blog, random web discoveries ranging from the whimsical to the wild, the weird to the wise.

Forecast: Divorce

Man: So, what did you do this weekend?
Woman: Went to a wedding. An outdoor wedding.
Man: Oh, jeeze. That must have been fun.
Woman: Yeah, it was pretty bad. The bride was totally pissed at the groom because of the rain.
Man: Why? Wasn't his fault.
Woman: I guess they had some indoor place all lined up to use, just in case, but he was sure that having it outside would be okay.
Man: Still, though. How was he supposed to know?
Woman: He's a weatherman.
Via: defectiveyeti.com
4 years ago